The 4th Annual Whiparound Holi-taint Drinky Special!

            If it ain’t Christmas, and it ain’t quite the New Year, that means one thing: a grundle-rific drink special on your favorite Weird News podcast! Before the Whippy-Snappers take January off to rest & retool, enjoy a smorgasbord of (mostly, arguably) sweat-colored-but-brilliant libations conjured up (and in many cases originally CREATED BY) the Good Doctor himself. Hear Shaun react in a VARIETY of ways until Phil’s alcohol-mixing magic! “But I came here for strange news that y’all make funny!” you may be saying. Fear not! Enjoy a debut segment in which Phil throws Shaun actual bizarre news tidbits that our Macabre-meister must explain on the fly! Did we mention they’ll keep coming even as Shaun gets progressively more inebriated? See? Everyone wins when you party in the taint with…the WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Rancher gives new life to afterbirth by creating art from cow placentas  

Men should ejaculate 21 times a month to protect against prostate cancer

Archaeologists have discovered full-color portraits of Egyptian mummies in ancient Philadelphia

Barstool Sports website to sponsor "Who Gives a Sh!t Bowl" next year.

Super 8 Launches Road Trip Scented Candle Collection

Crack dealer arrested on Weed Street

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 Tis the season of the solstace and darkness... or some shit like that.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Making it easy for you this year: all these recipes are made the same way: put all ingredients into a tin and shake hard with ice till diluted and chilled. I've listed the appropriate glassware beneath each recipe.

1.) "Pre-pear yourself"  AKA "Mickey Bilge Eyes"

1.5 oz pear vodka

3/4 oz ginger juice

1/2 oz vanilla syrup

3/4 oz lemon juice

- Serve in a Nick & Nora glass. No ice.

 

2.) "The Classic Sidecar" AKA "Orange Philias"

1.5 oz cognac/brandy

1 oz Dry orange curaçao

3/4 oz lemon juice

1tsp of simple syrup

*If you have triple sec omit the simple

- Serve in a coupe. No ice. Orange peel garnish is traditional.

 

3.) "Tiki Time" AKA "A Wink and A Nod"

1.5 oz dark rum

0.5 oz Jamaican rum

1/2 oz lemon juice

1 oz or beat

Small sprinkle of Chinese five spice powder

- Serve in a mule mug with crushed ice. Mint sprig garnish

 

~This Just In...?~

Why colds and flu viruses are more common in winter

Drake gave DJ Khaled four luxury toilets for his birthday 

202 Shark Week episodes found to be filled with junk science

Psychology researchers are taking a serious look at "cumshots"

    Pornography’s Ubiquitous External Ejaculation: Predictors of Perceptions  

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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