Low-Sagging Fruit

Science takes some awkward, uncomfortable steps toward virility this week…sorta…as Phil takes us below the belt and under the freezing point in a segment you’ll wanna wear some nice, warm pants for, folks. Get snug. Especially the fella sorts of Citizenry. Oh, we’re chilly just thinking about it. Ack! There’s a new game, too! Repent, O sinnerific Citizens, for lo, ‘tis the cold, cold time of…the Whiparound!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Wet towel snap leads to fire, med-evac at community swimming pool

Woman claims God gave her an STD and says it is a blessing

Police: Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

‘World’s most extravagant’ vibrator stolen in sex shop heist

Indian gang ran fake police station out of hotel for eight months

Go-karting for French prisoners a mistake, admits Fresenes governor

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 If he doesn't get this one in less than 7 weeks it may be the death of him

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Why Are People Icing Their Testicles?

Can icing the testicles really improve fertility?

The Cold, Hard Truth About Icing Your Balls for Testosterone Gains

    Josh Brolin, Victim of Perineum Sunning, Bravely Speaks Out

    The Real Effects of 'Perineum Sunning,' According to Doctors

Snowballs™ for Maximum Testosterone – Snowballs Underwear

Buy the Primal Cold® JetPack Targeted Cold Pack for Sexual Energy

 ~Three For The Road!~

'Happy wife, happy life'? More like 'happy spouse, happy house,' new study shows

Japan is urging its youth to drink more alcohol 

Using AI to Summarize Lengthy 'How To' Videos 

'Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude

Italian man tests positive for monkeypox, Covid, HIV all at once

Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival queen ousted after attending luncheon

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, testes, ice, dunk, reproduction, motility, mobility, tomato, tomahto

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #testes, #ice, #dunk, #reproduction, #motility, #mobility, #tomato, #tomahto

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~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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