Episode 229: EPISODE 169 REDUX (Now with 25% more funny banter!)

Join the Whipperinos as they end their summer break by bringing you one of the best episodes from last year WHEN THERE WAS NO SUMMER BREAK! Yes, enjoy the solar madness all over again as both boyos bust out their respective segments in the prime of 2021.

BUT WAIT! This time, the Phil and Shaun of TODAY bookend the episode with some Citizen updates, recent PIRATE CASTING news, and tales of the La Portas’ northern sojourn! To Tim Horton’s! It’s a downright hoot; no foolin’! Over there on the old…WHIPAROUND, EH??
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Episode 169: Whiparound Affective Disorder

            The sun! It’s out! Sometimes! And the weird news experts here at the Whiparound are sensitive to your fair-weather needs. Thus, please enjoy this most recent episode of the finest weird news podcast this side of the Kuyper Belt, as it is enhanced with 10% more SUNNINESS! Just trust us, ok?

So! You’ll feel EXTRA vitamin D blasting into your skin cells when Shaun brings us his TOP FIVE best tombstones and epitaphs! He restricted this one to the US & Canada, so don’t feel bad if your favorite grave isn’t on the list…just bask in the rays of gloomy joy, folks!

And! In SCIENCE! Phil talks about an upcoming technological breakthrough that could mean remote surgeries performed by safe ROBOTS! Of course, right NOW what we’ve got is a machine that can SUPPOSEDLY give safe tattoos! What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?

AND! We’ve got a NEW GAME!, bunches of headlines (and one little faker), rapid-fire-goodness in Three-for-the-Road, and EVER so much banter! Choosy Citizens choose: THE WHIPAROUND!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man stabs father, claims to be the messiah

Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant

Pakistan embassy to hold a puppet show to celebrate 70 years of relations with China

Driver in stolen vehicle gets vehicle stolen while helping another driver with flat

New footprints from the Gaia-sausage-enceladus merger event

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Funny epitaphs that really exist

Funny tombstones that really exist

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Naomi Wolf Posts Anti-Vax BS Attributed to Johnny Sins!

Are you brave enough to get a tattoo from a robot?

The Impossible Tattoo - Youtube Vid

Books That Sound Dirty, But Are Completely Innocent 

~Three For The Road!~

Rare bird forgets mating call, may go extinct!

Baby Bottle Craze Sweeps Gulf Arab States

Man Steals Playground Slide for Bunk Bed

Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster

Scientists solve another piece of the puzzling Ankythera Mechanism

‘The Price Is Right’ Game During Operations

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Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, Covid, tombstones, epitaphs, robotics, tattoos, computers

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #Covid, #tombstones, #epitaphs, #robotics, #tattoos, #computers

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