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            Pewpewpew! It’s a LASER SCIENCE kind of week on your favorite weird news podcast this week, as two of Phil’s most important elements of the universe collide in a lovely cataclysm of caffeine and laser-filled picoseconds! All of which means we have COFFEE SCIENCE! WITH LASERS! No description could possibly explain the joys within this week, except to say we have hilarious but powerful news about how to get bitter black gold into our collective veins FASTER! AND there’s A NEW GAME! Let’s go charge our energy cells and chug some Mexican Altura, for it’s time to battle for…THE WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

 Hoodies mistakenly manufactured without face openings sold instead as high fashion

Organisers insist on no eating at Food Expo

Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees

Fair Lawn Woman Found Stuck In Rabbit Cage

Christian TV host: Vegetarian hamburgers are a ‘Luciferian’ plot to change human DNA

Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

 He's still macabre. He's just busy.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

 Scientists make cold brew coffee in 3 minutes using lasers

       Ultrafast cold-brewing of coffee by picosecond-pulsed laser extraction

CitizenScience.gov 

Webb Captures Stellar Gymnastics in The Cartwheel Galaxy

~Three For The Road!~

Man buys large billboard in Yonge-Dundas Square to trade single cheese string 

People with dyslexia have ‘enhanced abilities’, says this UK study

 This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Casket gets knocked over at Bay Area funeral where massive family fight breaks out

Sewer emergency in Cape Cod resort town closes restaurants

UP: Snakebite victim’s brother visits village for funeral, gets killed by another snake

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Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, Brüt, steampunk, coffee, coldbrew, lasers, pewpew

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #Brüt, #steampunk, #coffee, #coldbrew, #lasers, #pewpew

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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